April 2009
17 posts
Star Trails Gallery
Checkout Spencer Black’s gallery of star trails http://www.flickr.com/photos/spencer_black/sets/72157601920036497/
“starvation used to be about food, now it is energy”
“Thank God your here! grandma has been raped”
– mr. g
“i cant afford to have the internet ratting me out like that”
– Mathew Honan
Swine Flu
a girl in my class had the symptoms of the flu, and began to freak out thinking she had the swine flu. i consoled her, telling he she was an idiot.
“The base of a solid is a square with vertices located at (1,0), (0,1), (-1,0),...”
– Calculus
“whoever wrote that question is evil”
– myself
“whoever wrote that question is evil”
– myself
“Life is like retractable pencils, if you push it too hard its gonna break. And...”
– Flight of the Conchords
“i like you more when you study”
– christina kammel
so nerf assissination...
im fairly concerned about a nerf assissination game because last night after work i found a dart in my car telling me to look behind me. struck with fear i started running directly forward without looking back. no one was chasing me. i went home, locked me front door and looked around my house for signs of break-ins. it aint over, im gonna get this punk. being a filmmaker, you can expect a video...
“this weekend is going to be like a nazi labor camp”
– my father